Summary: Rapunzel’s misguided and occasionally brilliant attempts at securing Eugene’s heart as inspired by the sage advice of The Crystals, The Ronettes, The Shirelles, and other hopelessly naïve Girl Groups of the 50’s and 60’s.
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“(Sold my heart) I sold my heart to the junkman. (I sold my heart) I sold my heart to the junkman. I can never fall in love again.”—I Sold My Heart to the Junkman by The Blue-belles.